A rare Photo of a house hippo collecting paper for its nest.

House Hippos are the descendent of escaped Pygmy Hippo. A hundred years ago hundreds of Pygmy Hippos escaped from an illegal 'Hippo Convention' while they were discussing the connections between Hippos and the Occult. These Hippos evolved into tiny Hippos only a few inches tall called 'House Hippos'. A documentury was made about the creatures in 1999, who, until January 1st 2012, when the Anti Christ came and they killed him with their Hippo powers, were the subject of legends.


A House Hippo scavenging Doritos for food.